But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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