just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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