Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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