I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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