pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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