They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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