hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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