I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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