You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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