i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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