you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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