***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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