no. you can't hotbox the world.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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