Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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