Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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