this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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