He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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