...so i touched it.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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