Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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