Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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