Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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