what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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