I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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