I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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