i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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