okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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