Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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