Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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