so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
