maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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