Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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