She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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