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I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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