Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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