Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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