fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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