I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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