So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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