so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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