another moral hangover. fuck.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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