3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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