Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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