loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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