on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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