last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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