I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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