i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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