how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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