Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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