woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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