Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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