Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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