"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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