question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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