Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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