Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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